the last one killed me. … i can’t even .

IT’S ALMOST THAT TIME AGAIN BITCHES

AMERICA DAY BITCHES

THE ONE DAY A YEAR WE PRETEND NOT TO HATE OUR COUNTRY

Everyone parties, for days fireworks are shot off, beer is sold in large quantities, children and dogs cower, and the adults have false patriotism in the name of loud booms and alcohol and bad food.

I swear to god the divorce one.  I think just everyone ships America with England.  America is the loud, egotistical one who likes to celebrate their own existence, and England is the one who puts up with our bullshit.