pakeeztani:
“coutois:
“Shoutout to anyone who ever slept on a satan wrapped, excuse me, Saran wrapped couch, and survived. Gotta be peeled off the couch like a fruit roll up nshit. Wake up lookin like a fossil cause ya ass lost mad weight sleepin and...

pakeeztani:

coutois:

Shoutout to anyone who ever slept on a satan wrapped, excuse me, Saran wrapped couch, and survived. Gotta be peeled off the couch like a fruit roll up nshit. Wake up lookin like a fossil cause ya ass lost mad weight sleepin and melted INTO the couch. Guaranteed granny couch still got a piece of skin from when you were 7. You are a survivor.

all poc have the same shit i s2g!!

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