NASA We are humans, broadcasting to any life forms in the galaxy. We come in peace.

Alien Hey humans, you sound nice.

NASA Haha thanks. You should come over :)

Alien Uhhh, what? Our technology isn't advanced enough yet. But we can just talk for a while.

NASA Aww damn. SO what are you doing?

ALien Ummm, just like... operating our technology to contact you I guess? Translating your language?

NASA But what would you be doing if I was there haha ;)