I Promise.

jajakuroneko:

lovelive2k14:

gaypet:

gogglesaurus:

gogglesaurus:

gogglesaurus:

my first wondertrade in oras and i got a machamp incredible

all it knows is dig

level 31 and it just knows dig

what am i supposed to do with this

is

is this machamp’s name “homo matsuri”

as in

“homo festival”

yea this is good

Some more interesting information:

“Dig” in Japanese was originally “Ana wo horu,” which translates to “Dig a hole,” with the direct object’s being “Ana,” “a hole” and the verb’s being “horu,” “dig.”

The common writing of “ana,” “穴,” is the same as a colloquial term for the buttocks, “ketsu.”

“Horu,” in addition to it’s more standard definition, is also a slang verb meaning “to have anal sex (between two men).”

Your new Machamp is named “Homo Festival,” and it’s only move is to fuck a man in the ass.

(via bizarrodf)

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