boarboy

Videogames: you can choose from twenty different eyelashes!!!! oh but you can’t be fat

onsomekingggshit

Yeah, whine about how you can’t have a fat character that can scale walls, or sprint. Please whine more.

boarboy

you’re so right kiddo….. games are very realistic……. like the parts where you die and then come back again? classic realism. 

prokopetz

loonyloopy

but we can’t have fat people in videogames because fat people are the real fantasy creatures and not like… the dragons. and of course, every thin person can scale a wall. sure sure.

bizarrodf

Also, Bob from Tekken