Are your ovaries throwing a temper tantrum because you’re not pregnant?

Take some dry rice. Throw that shit in a large sock. Now throw the sock in the microwave for a couple minutes. Now its a wonderful heating pad to sooth your ovaries. Or your back. Or your neck. Or whatever part of your body is hurting.

Alternatively, you can also swing it around and smack people who tell you that periods “aren’t a big deal” and that you should “get over it”. This thing packs a punch.