DM: (looking at my character sheet) Why is your alignment Spooky?

Me: It just fit my character’s morals better than anything on the canon alignments chart.

DM: Please pick an actual alignment. I don’t care if it’s on the chart, it just has to be something that describes morals.

Me: …Neutral Spooky?

(Needless to say, I was not invited to that game when it started.)