How to craft a D&D campaign in 9 steps.

1. Sit down and open up a cold, refreshing Pepsi.

2. Enjoy Pepsi for the doctor recommended amount of time: 3-9 minutes.

3. Get the Dungeon Masters Guide.

4. Open up the Dungeon Masters Guide.

5. Go to page 114, then 97, and speak aloud these three things: Advertising, PEPSI, and 1704.

6. Congrats! You have successfully summoned The Advertiser.

7. Don’t forget to give The Advertiser plenty of money.

8. Sit back, and let The Advertiser take care of everything.

9. Enjoy your campaign!