YOU’RE IN AUSTRALIA
OF COURSE SPIDERS SHOULD BE FEARED
I got bitten by a white-tailed spider when i was seven. There is basically ‘no cure’ for the bite which often gets infected because of bacteria on the spiders fangs. It pretty much eats away at the flesh and its horrible. Thankfully my grandma is a seasoned aussie and put some potion she made on it and it got better. I still to this day have scar about the size of a 5 cent coin on my thigh and when you touch it there’s basically a hole in my leg from where it ate away at my flesh.
moral of the story STAY AWAY FROM AUSTRALIA. IT IS DANGEROUS AND YOU WONT SURVIVE.
omg
how is anyone in australia still alive?
because we have spider senses that tingle whenever a spider gets too close.
The only reason my room stays clean is because of spiders.
Fear of death makes me a cleaner person. It’s house Australian’s are taught to stay tidy.
with shoes, you just tip it upside and shake it. sometimes it’s air. sometimes it’s a deadly pissed off spider.
Fuck a white tailed spider I’m still visiting my girlfriend!
(via lunarkei)
rusticpotatoes liked this
the-blonde-tornado liked this 
alexgaskarth123 reblogged this from justlikecats 
mythosmaiden liked this 
zhurple liked this 
ireallydontknowhowtolife liked this 
laaksossa liked this l0ts-of-green liked this
danshikoko liked this
lonesplashy liked this 
nostalgiarewind reblogged this from classof1999 lesbianraggedyanne liked this
ultragreedier liked this
dim-widdy liked this
screechingowlsworld reblogged this from iguanamouth
sonefire liked this
hyenasnake liked this vargamornight reblogged this from lilac-derringer
awkwrdash reblogged this from lilac-derringer
sapphyrelunar reblogged this from lilac-derringer - sapphyrelunar liked this
pancakes-with-mabel-syrup liked this
lilac-derringer reblogged this from cynopansy
cynopansy reblogged this from iguanamouth
ciarazamora liked this
evil-cowboy-wizard liked this
vagrantgreen liked this
redcipter liked this
httpskale liked this
fantasymind231 liked this
longlivethewizard reblogged this from elise-nic
saimaasealkie liked this
elise-nic reblogged this from thoughts-of-an-x-factor
montaukmonsuier reblogged this from thoughts-of-an-x-factor
mothman-omens liked this
jaythephoenix liked this trytosucceed reblogged this from picklehatingdyke
unapologeticcat liked this
barnbats reblogged this from thoughts-of-an-x-factor
did-you-know posted this
- Show more notes