YOU’RE IN AUSTRALIA

OF COURSE SPIDERS SHOULD BE FEARED

I got bitten by a white-tailed spider when i was seven. There is basically ‘no cure’ for the bite which often gets infected because of bacteria on the spiders fangs. It pretty much eats away at the flesh and its horrible. Thankfully my grandma is a seasoned aussie and put some potion she made on it and it got better. I still to this day have scar about the size of a 5 cent coin on my thigh and when you touch it there’s basically a hole in my leg from where it ate away at my flesh. 

moral of the story STAY AWAY FROM AUSTRALIA. IT IS DANGEROUS AND YOU WONT SURVIVE. 

omg

how is anyone in australia still alive?

because we have spider senses that tingle whenever a spider gets too close.

The only reason my room stays clean is because of spiders.

Fear of death makes me a cleaner person. It’s house Australian’s are taught to stay tidy.

with shoes, you just tip it upside and shake it. sometimes it’s air. sometimes it’s a deadly pissed off spider.