I am a sci-fi actor who some alien race thinks is actually a starship commander.

i’m spider-man.

ah fuck.

i shouldn’t have said that.

oh my fuck I just watched Repo

I’m a Scottish princess.

IM IRON MAN
SUCK IT BITCHES

BLESS MY SOUL
HERC IS ON A ROLL

fuck yeah ice queen mofos

God Emperor. I’m good.

captain america….

yay?

I’m Batman.

I pilot a Jager fuck yeah

im a horse

I am freaking Indiana Jones

suck it

Futuristic Taxi Driver? Oh…