Parents: Don't forget to make us proud

Friends: Don't forget to socialize

Teachers: Don't forget to get A's

Strangers: Don't forget to blend in

Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good

Society: Don't forget to be perfect

Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today

Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

Jun 18, 2014
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