the signs as scooby-doo clichés
aries: jinkies!
taurus: *monster hands velma her glasses*
gemini: and i would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!
cancer: jeepers!
leo: *scooby fakes an injury*
virgo: *daphne gets kidnapped*
libra: my glasses! i can't see without my glasses!
scorpio: zoinks!
saggitarius: would you do it for a scooby snack?
capricorn: let's split up, gang!
aquarius: *shaggy and scooby are used as bait*
pisces: ruh-roh