WHY THE SIGNS ARE STILL SINGLE
Aries: You're loud and scary and it makes people uncomfortable
Taurus: Will u ever love someone as much as food? no
Gemini: People can't seem to take you seriously
Cancer: You are way too guarded and isolate yourself
Leo: You're looking for someone who will love you more than you love yourself which is hard to find
Virgo: You're shy as heck which sometimes gives off the wrong impression
Libra: You!!! flirt!!! with!!! everyone!!!
Scorpio: You intimidate the shit out of people
Sagittarius: You're a player and people don't wanna get seriously involved.
Capricorn: You never really smile and look scary a lot
Aquarius: Seem unapproachable
Pisces: You don't know how to how to compose yourself and giggle too much which scares people. R u laughing at them?