New Horoscopes
Aquarius: jackin it
Pisces: likes iggy azalea
Aries: weeaboo
Taurus: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Gemini: ayyyyyylmao
Cancer: still listens to psy
Leo: kony 2012
Virgo: 420
Libra: a trashy hoe and you know it
Scorpio: entry level anime trash
Sagittarius: .................slime man
Capricorn: bruh