I Promise.

chexcobain:

uhrair:

my boyfriend talks in his sleep and I wish it was just cute gibberish but instead it’s TERRIFYING. so far, he has:

- grabbed me by the shoulder and put his hand over my mouth at 3am and pointed to the wall, whispering “do you see it? the barbed wire.”
- woken me up and muttered “he’s here” while staring at my bedroom door
- rolled over last night and said “you don’t know what’s out there. You don’t know what’s in the swamp.”

he’s taken like 20 years off my life.

Originally posted by heyjudeinthesky

(via chexcobain)

crying 😂😂😂😂

bunnywith:

beardedhockeyguy:

superbrybread:

rebe83:

saviorownsoul:

freaksovergreeks:

why do boys always need o know ur bra size?? like u gonna jerk it to 38b?? do u even know what that means?? i could say 6p and theyd probably cum

give me the 1080p titty

60fps of titty

4k 144FPS mega-titty

20mgHz of breasts

80mph titties

(via satanicdoki-deactivated20200820)

crying 😂😂😂😂

hippiebabysitterr:

today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish

(via ouijaboardwhoree-deactivated202)

this is amazing lmao crying 😂😂😂😂