How to break-up
Me: Hey Major!
Major: wassup *eyeballs me*
Me: how do you break up with someone?
Friend: USE A MOVIE QUOTE!!!!
Major: *smiles* huh? .....
Friend: So...?
ME: *looks like a lost puppy*
Major: hmmmm... what do I say? something along the line of this is nice and all but *Rhett Butler voice* "Frankly, dear I don't give a damn"