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Aries: Lol do they want to fight??

Taurus: This would be so much more fun if I was in bed

Gemini: Maybe I should've done that differently

Cancer: wait maybe they hate me

Leo: This motherfucker

Virgo: Umm teacher you're teaching this lesson wrong what the fuck dO YOU WANT US TO FAIL??

Libra: Aww they are so cute wtf

Scorpio: You're not funny stfu

Sagittarius: I'm so funny why aren't I popular

Capricorn: How can someone be so stupid??

Aquarius: I'm hot and gay and believe in aliens. No wonder everyone loves me.

Pisces: The only reason I'm here is because my parents forced me to be.

♈ Aries: Don't be mislead by mistaking their confidence for arrogance or their brashness for indifference. Aries have caring and generous hearts; and are very innocent underneath. Their outburst are usually thanks for that wound up inner child becoming bored or restless

♉ Taurus: Don't be mislead by their nature into thinking they are boring or unintelligent. Taurus have a very eccentric side and inherent humorous natures. They can see most things as funny in life and can be amazingly articulate. Taurus can write the most beautiful poetry or music

♊ Gemini: Don't be mislead by their scattery air heads or forgetfulness. They are highly intellectual and clever. Even though they choose to laugh at most things their humour still has intellect in it. They are the sign of infused knowledge and are constantly surprising with their academic paths

♌ Leo: Don't be mislead by their confidence or mistake it for arrogance. Leo have big hearts and a small sense of self. Anything they do is usually to be of assistance to somebody else

♋ Cancer: Don't be mislead by their sensitivity by thinking you can walk all over them. Cancer are incredibly tough on the inside. They can outlast illness and the most horrific of trauma.

♍ Virgo: Don't be mislead by their indifference and mistake it for coldness. Virgo is a sign that desires to be of service and will help anybody. Anybody.

♎ Libra: Don't be mislead by their charm and grace. Libra are incredibly good at reading people and knowing what they want to hear. They know all the tricks, it is almost impossible to verbally manipulate a Libra

♏ Scorpio: Don't be mislead by their brashness, possibly severity or anything you have read about Scorpios. They are amazingly gifted at knowing when people are unwell and knowing how to help them. Some of the world's most incredible doctors and nurses fall under this sign.

♐ Sagittarius: Don't mistake their rashness or bluntness for anything sinister. Sagittarius can be honest to a fault, and believe what they are saying is for your best interest, and it will help you. It mostly always does.

♑ Capricorn: Don't mistake their sternness for indifference or their successes for arrogance. Capricorn are a very generous sign and care deeply. On the inside they are usually just as nervous and worried as the rest of us.

♒ Aquarius: Don't mistake their emotional detachment for indifference. Aquarius can be amongst the most empathetic and receptive signs of the zodiac. Tell an Aquarian something horrible has happened to you and they will be more outraged than anyone

♓ Pisces: Don't be mislead by thinking you can walk all over this empathic and compassionate sign. Pisces are incredibly gifted at reading people and absorbing their insides. They know how to win something over somebody.

Aries: Volcano

Taurus: Earthquake

Gemini: Whirlwind

Cancer: Tidal Wave

Leo: Lightning

Virgo: Sleet

Libra: Hail

Scorpio: Tornado

Sagittarius: Wildfire

Capricorn: Blizzard

Aquarius: Hurricane

Pisces: Fog

Aries: Heart

Taurus: Brains

Gemini: Kidneys

Cancer: Liver

Leo: Lungs

Virgo: Appendix

Libra: Spleen

Scorpio: Bladder

Sagittarius: Prostate

Capricorn: Uterus

Aquarius: Pancreas

Pisces: Adrenal Glands

Aries: Blinding rage and cannot listen to reason while angered.

Taurus: Easily angered and will not change their mind.

Gemini: Can talk their way out of any situation.

Cancer: Incredibly defensive and can guilt anyone.

Leo: Have a superiority complex and will destroy anyone who hurts their ego.

Virgo: Will not let anyone come between them and what they wish to achieve.

Libra: Shallow, can easily turn off emotions.

Scorpio: Enormous capacity for anger and violence. Their actions are fueled by their endless emotions.

Sagittarius: Will do anything just for the sake of rebelling.

Capricorn: Will do whatever it takes to get to the top.

Aquarius: Impossible to read.

Pisces: Plays wolf in sheep's clothing, is underestimated.

Aries: sudden outburst of anger, very explosive and needs space

Taurus: give you the cold shoulder for a very long time, stubborn, temperamental, unforgiving

Gemini: either very expressive or completely quiet, throws things, silent treatment

Cancer: very moody and upset at first, then closed off, passive-aggressive

Leo: bad temper, complete and utter rage, says mean things to break your confidence

Virgo: suppresses anger until they can't hold it in anymore, massive outburst of emotions

Libra: tries to drown anger and feelings, they hate wasting energy on being angry and try to get over it on their own

Scorpio: very defensive and cold, uncommunicative, critical/sarcastic comments

Sagittarius: very harsh remarks, will discuss it with you but probably attack you a lot, their anger goes over quickly and they don't hold grudges

Capricorn: unforgiving, won't tell you they're angry but they will try to bring you down in other ways, stop talking to you

Aquarius: their anger keeps building up with time, unsympathetic, ignore you, or tell you straight out they're angry and get over it quickly

Pisces: want to talk about it or not at all, not easily heated but very emotional and disappointed, let down

aries: "I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection."

taurus: "Don't leave something good to find something better. Once you realize you had the best, the best has found better."

gemini: "Being nice to people you don't like isn't being two faced. It's called growing up."

cancer: "Yeah, I'm smiling, but you're not the reason anymore."

leo: "Don't like me? Have a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck."

virgo: "People will wish you all the success in the world, then hate you when you get it."

libra: "I can't make you love me, want me or understand me. All I can do is hope that someday you will."

scorpio: "I always have this fear that one day you are going to discover that I'm not as great as you once thought I was."

sagittarius: "I'm not heartless. I've just learned how to use my heart less."

capricorn: "Life's too short to even care at all."

aquarius: "Wish you would learn to love people and use things, not the other way around."

pisces: "I've learned that sometimes people are beautiful not in their looks or not in what they say, but just in what they are."

aries: moody as fuck

taurus: too stubborn to agree on anything with their partner plus already in a relationship with food

gemini: not committed enough and never has the time

cancer: too busy crying and watching tv

leo: too needy

virgo: still waiting for their manic pixie dream girl/boy to save the day

libra: no reason ur perfect

scorpio: trust issues and jealousy

sagittarius: ur always drunk or hyper and u don't know what you want

capricorn: too dry and serious abut everything

aquarius: too insensitive

pisces: would rather daydream about a relationship than actually have one

Aries: easily irritated, aggressive, jealous, needs their freedom and space

Taurus: doesn't give a shit about anything, hard to talk to, stubborn

Gemini: easily depressed, questions everything, insecurity, fickle

Cancer: wants to be alone, uncommunicative, competitive

Leo: criticizes everything, melodramatic, feels alone

Virgo: bad attitude, self-pitying, freaks out easily, very lazy

Libra: manipulative, dishonest, cold, sarcastic, nonchalant

Scorpio: explosive, revengeful, secretive, obsessive

Sagittarius: reckless, sarcastic, flaky, extremely harsh

Capricorn: feeling attacked, bossy, criticizes everyone and everything

Aquarius: too opinionated, wants to be alone, detached, guarded

Pisces: easily frustrated, out of touch with reality, gullible