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Aries: Fast and deadly. They blend into the forest. Will kill you without making a sound. You won't see them until it's too late.

Taurus: Eyes like steel. Spikes stick out from their shoulders. They have a growl that makes your bones vibrate. You hear it before you see it.

Gemini: Red eyes and black feathers. They come come down from the sky in flocks and carry victims away in their claws. They hunt at twilight.

Cancer: They look like beautiful people, but their nails are too sharp and their hair is long and wild. They lure people to their deaths with their attractiveness and sweet voices.

Leo: Giant beasts that tower over the trees. Bright scales and rows of teeth. They have a ferocious roar that shakes the ground. They enjoy stepping on people but are careful to not hurt other monsters.

Virgo: Small but clever. With large violet eyes and grey fur. They will snuggle into your arms and then scratch and slice you with their claws. They always win.

Libra: Slithers in trees with glistening scales. They strangle passing humans and eat them whole.

Scorpio: Very very fast. You only see a passing shadow. If you feel a sharp pinch then you're already doomed. It only takes a few moments for the poison to set in.

Sagittarius: Bright eyes and gorgeous teeth. They float behind you and sing lullabies in a strange language until you fall asleep. You'll never wake up.

Capricorn: They decorate the forest with exotic flowers and grow vines from their tail. It will come at you from behind as you admire their work.

Aquarius: They look like humans with extra limbs. Too many arms and legs. Five eyes and no nose. Yet they move beautifully and aren't actually dangerous. People just fear them because they do not understand them.

Pisces: They move in packs and hiss at the moon. They have bright blue eyes and silver fur. They come at you from all directions.

aries: they're actually really romantic and mushy

taurus: they're v adventurous and likes to do exciting things

gemini: their main goal in life is find their soulmate

cancer: they're big party animals

leo: theyre really nice when they meet new people and they love to compliment people aswell

virgo: they love to laugh and are actually pretty easily entertained

libra: they learn really easily and are super smart

scorpio: they dont care if they make a fool of themselves in front of people or not

sagittarius: can actually be pretty shy in front of people they dont know

capricorn: theyre very kind and like to make people happy and help them out

aquarius: theyre some of the most popular people. not at all antisocial, idek where that came from

pisces: can be really mean and sassy if youre rude or disrespectful to them

dark eyes, dark hair, dark clothes, and the brightest red lipstick you can find: Virgo, Scorpio, Cancer, Capricorn, sagittarius

white sweater and grey sweatpants and the hair that falls in front of your face, plus some of those round sunglasses: aries, pisces, taurus, libra

hippie aesthetic/bright colored dresses, flower crowns, bright lipstick: aquarius, leo, pisces, gemini

Aries: who was your first kiss?

Taurus: who's your bestfriend?

Gemini: do you get jealous?

Cancer: last time you told someone you loved them?

Leo: what's your funniest date story?

Virgo: what was your first date ever like?

Libra: describe your crush in three words

Scorpio: do you miss your ex?

Sagittarius: most romantic thing anyone could ever do for you?

Capricorn: who's your celebrity crush?

Aquarius: your biggest otp?

Pisces: what's your "ideal date"?

Aries: do not talk to them i repeat do not.

Taurus: oversleeps

Gemini: wakes up at sunrise

Cancer: music is full blast as they get ready

Leo: takes way too long in the bathroom

Virgo: even with 14 hours sleep is still sleepy

Libra: never ever skips breakfast

Scorpio: stresses about what to wear

Sagittarius: needs coffee

Capricorn: organises what they're doing in the day

Aquarius: well out of it til lunch time

Pisces: doesn't even bother getting up

aries: hates the phrase "fight me" but still picks fights over every. damn. thing.

taurus: i can't believe them but they judge stubborn people? really taurus? really?

gemini: wants people to be up front with them while being majorly passive aggressive

cancer: doesn't want to deal with other people's overemotional episodes while having them ALL THE TIME

leo: wants to be left alone & wants attention at the same time

virgo: hates when people complain, complains more than anyone

libra: wants people to be serious and IS NEVER SERIOUS

scorpio: gets annoyed by clinginess, is clingy af

sagittarius: likes to be the ~chill~ one but gets really upset over the strangest and most specific things

capricorn: won't tell you their feelings for 10 billion years and pressure you to share yours

aquarius: worries about other people's health and safety while constantly putting their own at risk

pisces: doesn't like it when people can't adapt to change but will hold a grudge like no other

aries: you

taurus: their alarm clock

gemini: the entire human population

cancer: anyone who makes them cry

leo: condoms

virgo: the patriarchy

libra: everyone but only using their lips

scorpio: god

sagittarius: iggy azalea

capricorn: their parents

aquarius: bras

pisces: themselves

Aries: Likely to snore and argue with you that they dont. Protective of whomever they share a bed with. Suspicious of weird noises in the house/yard.

Taurus: Either stays up hella late and sleeps in, or goes to bed early and rises before the dawn of man. Promise them a good breakfast and they'll get up.

Gemini: tosses and turns. Will start out cuddling you but will definitely change positions like 3 times. Averages 4 hours of sleep per night.

Cancer: has the most comfortable bed. Frequent dreams/nightmares. Cute pajamas. Best sign to cuddle with.

Leo: will start out far away from you but end up with their head on your chest or between your shoulderblades. Likely to have a fan on for white noise.

Virgo: temperature regulating matress with memory foam and sheets with the highest thread count available. Probably a back sleeper.

Libra: Will find a way to cuddle with you no matter what position you sleep in. Hates getting up in the morning unless its for something exciting. Vivid dreams.

Scorpio: keeps their room pitch black and silent. Has an alarm set for when they need to get up. Actually gets up on time. Takes up the whole bed when they sleep.

Saggitarius: literally can sleep anywhere. They don't care what kind of pillows or sheets they have. Only like get up for something worthwhile or if someone makes them.

Capricorn: Loves sleep and makes bed perfectly when they get up. Needs a quiet, calm, and clean atmosphere. Thinks about absolutely everything they have to do the next day before sleeping.

Aquarius: literally never sleeps. Either reads books or looks at memes for hours. When they do sleep, they're out cold. They won't complain how tired they are the next day.

Pisces: literally goes to bed whenever they get home. Likely to let pets sleep in the bed with them. Will probably be awake at 2 am because their internal clock is fucked. Cuddler.

aries: jinkies!

taurus: *monster hands velma her glasses*

gemini: and i would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!

cancer: jeepers!

leo: *scooby fakes an injury*

virgo: *daphne gets kidnapped*

libra: my glasses! i can't see without my glasses!

scorpio: zoinks!

saggitarius: would you do it for a scooby snack?

capricorn: let's split up, gang!

aquarius: *shaggy and scooby are used as bait*

pisces: ruh-roh

aries: accidentally obsesses. pay attention to them or they'll make u

taurus: lots of shy eye contact. smiles from ear to ear. laughs at ALL your jokes.

gemini: tell you a ton of stories and jokes to try to impress you. lots of 'accidental' touching.

cancer: talks to all their friends about how much they like you. never acts like it around you tho

leo: acting more proud than the norm. wants to cuddle and talk with you 24/7. shows you everything that they've done (art/writing/funny text/etc)

virgo: extra nervous around you. even more cautious with their words. stutters out compliments all the time

libra: giggly. looks like they're literally in love with you. teases gently. throws constant compliments at u

scorpio: might stare at you so intensely it seems like they're glaring. asks more personal questions about you. laughs with you

sagittarius: laughs more frequently than the usual. acts even more friendly. wants to do all sorts of crazy things with you

capricorn: chokes on their words. gets overwhelmed by simple things (ie. their emotions). grins ear to ear and giggles quietly at the idea of you.

aquarius: bullies you. tries harder to be around you. tells you their secrets and maybe how they're really feeling.

pisces: hides their face (with their hands, looking away, anyway they can really) from you. flirts a little boldly at you and then says they're kidding. daydreams about you and tells their friends about it.