In mmorpg we don’t say ‘I love you’ we say ‘DON’T YOU EVEN DARE FUCKING ATTACK THAT ORC WHILE IM ATTACKING IT THAT IS MY GODDAMN ORC OKAY BITCH, MINE’ which roughly translates into ‘bitch I will fucking cut you’ I think that’s beautiful.
In mmorpg we don’t say ‘I love you’ we say ‘DON’T YOU EVEN DARE FUCKING ATTACK THAT ORC WHILE IM ATTACKING IT THAT IS MY GODDAMN ORC OKAY BITCH, MINE’ which roughly translates into ‘bitch I will fucking cut you’ I think that’s beautiful.
me: i need to sleep
me: *masturbates*
*steps into the shower w/ my glasses on* ooops :-)
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Boom?
No more Chinese laundry?
Eh… Probably just for kicks, other than that no.
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