Now: horny.
In an hour: horny.
Tomorrow: horny.
Next week: horny.
Next month: horny.
Sleeping: horny.
Eating: horny.
Having sex: horny.
Accopolypse: horny.
Dead: horny.
20.
me: i need to sleep
me: *masturbates*
the only kiss ill have on new years eve is with the floor because i will be drunk as fuck lmfao